Not that I know many, but for those of you who are of the male gender, listen up. A friend of mine posted this earlier on her Facebook. Pay attention!
When trying to pursue a female couple of tips....
Don't ask us to meet you for dinner and then when the server asks, "Is this on separate checks and you say yes".
Most people meet via "online dating". With that being said, one of the biggest turn offs is when you ask "Can you send me a picture?" I have a million on social media, go pick one and have fun.
If you're genuinely interested in a female that you're talking to, don't tell her about a recent sexual encounter with another female.
Don't, I repeat DO NOT send unsolicited x-rated pictures. Trust me when I tell you, if we wanted them, we'd ask.
Lastly, most wouldn't know a good female unless she slapped you in the face.
General consensus, this is a pi$$ed in dating pool.
I get asked three questions by people who know the situation, but don't know ALL of it.
How are you doing?
What's his sentence?
Do you plan on staying the whole time.
I am doing fine, most days. He was sentenced 18-life. I absolutely plan on riding it out with him. I usually get a chuckle when I say, "I'm staying with him". I don't expect people to understand, I'm not sure I would if I wasn't in this situation.
Now, I make it known that I am in a relationship with John. I also make it known that I plan on riding out the 18 years. How, and why, I don't know. This is MY choice; John doesn't even want me to wait. With that being said, I find it absolutely repulsive and offensive when I get messages from MALES talking sexual. It is disrespectful to ME, and being one of HIS friends it is absolutely disrespectful to John. Let's call a spade a spade, you truly aren't a friend!
I have learned that a majority of you either share, or cheat on your significant other, but this girl is as loyal as they flipping come! I don't care if John is in prison for the next 18 years, I will never be that desperate to sleep with one of his friends. NEVER EVER!
I try to be a kind person, especially when people are going through stuff. I constantly offer an ear to listen to, or if I can be a benefit and alleviate any kind of stress from your life, sign me up. I am also oblivious and don't pick up on innuendos. Which makes it worse as you are NOW taking advantage of that fact that I am an IDIOT! Too kind for my own good!
GENTELMAN, although I prefer to call you THIRSTY! Please, do not show up in my inbox being "friendly". The next time you do, I will screenshot that crap and post to all your buddies. Although I'm pretty sure they already know.
Matthew 6:25
"Therefore,
I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear".
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